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Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

Now I can measure how drunk I can get! 

Ugh, jungle juice

That shit is deadly

For all you brand new high school graduates.

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persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.

happy wheels

trust me, its not very happy

Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot

Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.

Team Fortress 2: Hat simulator. Also you die. A lot.

Sly Cooper: you collect pieces of paper.

Okami: You draw circles and lines a lot.

super paper mario: occasionally 3D

Silent Hill series: you get lost, every door is locked and none of the dogs you find are very friendly and you probably deserve it

Halo 3: Everyone wants to kill you. Then they mutate and want to kill you more. Then, I guess you blow up some stuff.

Wii Sports: Your arm will fall off.

Sonic the Hedgehog (any): You collect rings and fall off cliffs a lot.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

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#where’s sansa i have more horrifying things to tell her

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