- Person: I like anime
- Others: Ew, I bet you like to look at men having sex with little boys and wish you were Japanese. YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE, WATCH REAL CARTOONS.
- Person: I like comic books
- Others: I am so fucking sick of all these fake comic book fans, you have no idea what it's really like to be a fan, fuck off back to your weeaboo anime
- Person: I like taking pictures, I'd like to be a photographer
- Others: Fuck you hipsters, you're not a photographer just because you took a black and white picture of your coffee
- Person: I like the opposite gender
- Others: Wow you are such a homophobe
- Person: I like the same gender
- Others: That is so fucking gross, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
- Person: I like drawing
- Others: Draw me DRAW ME WHY CAN'T YOU DRAW ME? Jesus fuck I thought you said you could draw
- Person: I like singing
- Others: OMG I WANNA HEAR YOU SING ME SOMETHING RIGHT NOW oh you don't want to sing right now you must be a shitty singer then lol
Ouroboros: a serpent biting its own tail. A mythological and alchemic symbol of the cyclic nature of the universe: creation out of destruction, life out of death. The ouroboros eats its own tail to sustain its life in an eternal cycle of renewal.
Only-begotten, Pluto’s honor’d wife,
O venerable Goddess, source of life:
‘Tis thine in earth’s profundities to dwell,
Fast by the wide and dismal gates of hell:
Jove’s holy offspring, of a beauteous mien,
Fatal, with lovely locks, infernal queen
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
randall is holding cupcakes
this is gonna be tragic as fuck
Wanna know something better?
The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.
RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.